THE
ARCANE
ARCHIVE
a cache of usenet and other text files pertaining
to occult, mystical, and spiritual subjects.


TOP | RELIGION | THELEMA

Hilarious!!

To: thelema93-l@hollyfeld.org
From: Shedona Chevalier 
Subject: Hilarious!!
Date: Tue, 29 Jun 1999 19:03:20 -0400

 This was sooooo freakin' funny I don't feel a bit guilty about posting
it again, in case anyone missed a major belly-laff!!!

Thanks Panphage!!

93 93/93
Shedona
-----------------------------------------
From: Pan Pangenitor Panphage 
Subject: Re: Re: Excellence

(Disclaimer: I know very little about the works or beliefs of the people

involved in this piece. I include it simply for laughs with no intented
commentary on the persons involved)

     Welcome to Thelema TV.  All New-Aeon, All the Time!

     And now, LIVE from the Boleskine Arena, it's the Battle of the
Magisters Templi!   As you know, there are more than a dozen would-be
avatars claiming the title of Ipsissimus of the A.'A.'., and tonite's
battle will help decide just WHO is qualified to be the Secret Chief of
the Illuminati, and the guide for humanity's evolution for the next
Aeon!

     This matchup features "Killer" Kelly vs. David "Carob"
Bean.   Bean's fans are out in force tonite, though, strangly enough,
many of them appear cloned, almost as if they were one person!
Kelly fares less well, as he seems to have no fans whatsoever, but
as we all know, this hasn't stopped him before!

     The Probationer rings the sacred Bell to start Round Zero.
The opponents are circling, feinting with NOX and LUX signs as they
search for weaknesses in the other's defense.   Kelly throws a
sign of the Enterer that sends Bean against the ropes.  Only that
instinctive assumption of the HPK godform saves him from
being thrown out of the ring!  Bean counters with an email flood
that has Kelly pinned momentarily.

     Kelly follows with a complex gematriaic justification.  There's
some
controversy among the officials.  The Invisible College rules it out of
order, due to dodgy letter attributions.  Kelly gets a warning.  He
won't
be Granted a second chance.

     Bean counters with a cheering section of scantily-clad houris!
They're bowing before him, lending him money, and mothering him!  Kelly
gestures to the officials, but they don't seem to notice.

     Great Horus!  Kelly has issued a Manifesto!!!  Bean staggers and
falls under the sheer weight and mass of the denunciations!
  Not since Marshmellow Motta hurled a 93-ton epithet at the Great E.
McMurtry has there been such a wielding of weighty verbiage like this!
Bean is down!  The crowd is screaming!  The officials are counting..
9....  10....  11!!!!!  Kelly wins the match!!!

     Of course, now he must face Frater Ad Derrierum and the Militia
Maniacs in an upcoming tag-team match, but for now, this is Eddie
Alexander at the Boleskine Arena, Reshing you all God-Night, here on
Thelema TV!

////////////////

     93  93/93


____________...oooOOO---thelema93-l@hollyfeld.org---OOOooo..._____________
To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe" to thelema93-l-request@hollyfeld.org
To unsubscribe your@email.com send "unsubscribe your@email.com"
To unsubscribe from the digest send to thelema93-l-digest-request@hollyfeld.org
http://www.hollyfeld.org/heaven/elists/thelema93-l.phtml

The Arcane Archive is copyright by the authors cited.
Send comments to the Arcane Archivist: tyaginator@arcane-archive.org.

Did you like what you read here? Find it useful?
Then please click on the Paypal Secure Server logo and make a small
donation to the site maintainer for the creation and upkeep of this site.

The ARCANE ARCHIVE is a large domain,
organized into a number of sub-directories,
each dealing with a different branch of
religion, mysticism, occultism, or esoteric knowledge.
Here are the major ARCANE ARCHIVE directories you can visit:
interdisciplinary: geometry, natural proportion, ratio, archaeoastronomy
mysticism: enlightenment, self-realization, trance, meditation, consciousness
occultism: divination, hermeticism, amulets, sigils, magick, witchcraft, spells
religion: buddhism, christianity, hinduism, islam, judaism, taoism, wicca, voodoo
societies and fraternal orders: freemasonry, golden dawn, rosicrucians, etc.

SEARCH THE ARCANE ARCHIVE

There are thousands of web pages at the ARCANE ARCHIVE. You can use ATOMZ.COM
to search for a single word (like witchcraft, hoodoo, pagan, or magic) or an
exact phrase (like Kwan Yin, golden ratio, or book of shadows):

Search For:
Match:  Any word All words Exact phrase

OTHER ESOTERIC AND OCCULT SITES OF INTEREST

Southern Spirits: 19th and 20th century accounts of hoodoo, including slave narratives & interviews
Hoodoo in Theory and Practice by cat yronwode: an introduction to African-American rootwork
Lucky W Amulet Archive by cat yronwode: an online museum of worldwide talismans and charms
Sacred Sex: essays and articles on tantra yoga, neo-tantra, karezza, sex magic, and sex worship
Sacred Landscape: essays and articles on archaeoastronomy, sacred architecture, and sacred geometry
Lucky Mojo Forum: practitioners answer queries on conjure; sponsored by the Lucky Mojo Curio Co.
Herb Magic: illustrated descriptions of magic herbs with free spells, recipes, and an ordering option
Association of Independent Readers and Rootworkers: ethical diviners and hoodoo spell-casters
Freemasonry for Women by cat yronwode: a history of mixed-gender Freemasonic lodges
Missionary Independent Spiritual Church: spirit-led, inter-faith, the Smallest Church in the World
Satan Service Org: an archive presenting the theory, practice, and history of Satanism and Satanists
Gospel of Satan: the story of Jesus and the angels, from the perspective of the God of this World
Lucky Mojo Usenet FAQ Archive: FAQs and REFs for occult and magical usenet newsgroups
Candles and Curios: essays and articles on traditional African American conjure and folk magic
Aleister Crowley Text Archive: a multitude of texts by an early 20th century ceremonial occultist
Spiritual Spells: lessons in folk magic and spell casting from an eclectic Wiccan perspective
The Mystic Tea Room: divination by reading tea-leaves, with a museum of antique fortune telling cups
Yronwode Institution for the Preservation and Popularization of Indigenous Ethnomagicology
Yronwode Home: personal pages of catherine yronwode and nagasiva yronwode, magical archivists
Lucky Mojo Magic Spells Archives: love spells, money spells, luck spells, protection spells, etc.
      Free Love Spell Archive: love spells, attraction spells, sex magick, romance spells, and lust spells
      Free Money Spell Archive: money spells, prosperity spells, and wealth spells for job and business
      Free Protection Spell Archive: protection spells against witchcraft, jinxes, hexes, and the evil eye
      Free Gambling Luck Spell Archive: lucky gambling spells for the lottery, casinos, and races