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To: alt.satanism
From: "LordPele" 
Date: Tue, 28 Sep 1999 19:13:00 -0700

Thank you.

This is the funniest & most clever thing I have seen on this NG is a long


Chas Nemo  wrote in message
> 660
> Approximate number of the Beast
> Roman numeral of the Beast
> 666.0000
> Number of the High Precision Beast
> 0.666
> Number of the Millibeast
> / 666
> Beast Common Denominator
> (-666) ^ (1/2)
> Imaginary number of the Beast
> 6.66 e3
> Floating point Beast
> 1010011010
> Binary of the Beast
> 6, uh... what was that number again?
> Number of the Blonde Beast
> 1-666
> Area code of the Beast
> 00666
> Zip code of the Beast
> 666mph
> The speed limit of the Beast
> $665.95
> Retail price of the Beast
> $699.25
> Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
> $769.95
> Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
> $656.66
> Walmart price of the Beast
> $646.66
> Next week's Wal-Mart price of the Beast
> Phillips 666
> Gasoline of the Beast
> Route 666
> Way of the Beast
> 666 F
> Oven temperature for roast Beast
> 666(K)
> Retirement plan of the Beast
> 666 degrees Kelvin
> Anal temperature of the Beast (hot shit!)
> 0 degrees Kelvin (absolute zero)
> Penile temperature of the Beast (zero at the bone!)
> 666 mg
> Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
> 6.66 %
> 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell
> National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
> $666/hr
> Beast's lawyer's billing rate
> Lotus 6-6-6
> Spreadsheet of the Beast
> Word 6.66
> Word Processor of the Beast
> i66686
> CPU of the Beast
> 666i
> BMW of the Beast
> DSM-666 (revised)
> Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
> 1232 Octal, Apt. 29A
> Beast's hexed address
> 668
> Next-door neighbor of the Beast
> 333
> The semi-Christ
> 665.9997856
> The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
> Hasta la Beasta,
> Charles Nemo
> ++++++
> "By and large 'good' is an illusion -- fables that people tell themselves
> they can get through the day without screaming too much."  Stephen King,
> of the Century

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