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I want to sell my soul to Satan

To: alt.satanism
From: "Beliar&Belphegor" 
Subject: Re: I want to sell my soul to Satan
Date: Tue, 5 Jan 1999 21:38:24 -0800

Tracy L Cramer wrote in message <3692D101.741BFAE8@netcom.com>...
>Well, first you start by supergluing your mouth and nose shut...
>What are you six?

Let's be nice, here!  This person came here with an honest question, so
let's give them an honest answer.

Okay, here is the heavily guarded secret of selling your soul to Satan:

First, draw a big Sigil of Baphomet on your bedroom floor.  If you don't
know what that is, make something up.  Do this at exactly midnight, and be
quiet so as not to wake up your mom and dad.

Next, cover yourself in pig's blood.  If you don't have any of that, just
use a LOT of red food coloring.  Satan's eyesight isn't so good nowadays, so
it's not too hard to fool him.

Keep a crucifix handy, in case the devil gets out of line and you chicken
out.

Then in a steady tone, recite all of the words from Run DMC's 'Raising
Hell'.  Satan will show up along with the Hobbit, fairies, aliens and Willy
Wonka.

This has all been covered a million times before here.  It's a pity that you
missed it.

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