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To: alt.magick.tantra,alt.magick.tyagi
From: catherine yronwode
Subject: Re: ANANDA MARGA: A BRIEF CHRONOLOGY
Date: Sun, 28 Jul 2002 05:00:36 GMT
Tantric Meditation and Yoga wrote:
> Ananda Marga, Sanskrit for 'You're Stupid', is an international
> cult for idiots who want to follow a murdering guru and get in
> trouble with the law.
> It was founded in 1955 by P. R Sarkar, known also as Shrii Shrii
> Ahandjobfuckme, or simply 'Baba', meaning "Child Sexual Abuser."
> Ananda Marga's philosophy and practices are based on the motto: '
> "Send Us Your Money!"
> ANANDA MARGA: A BRIEF CHRONOLOGY
> 1921 - The birth of Shrii Shrii Ahandjobfuckme, the Propounder of
> Ananda Marga, on the day of Shakyermoneemaker (Full Moon) at 6.07 am
> in the year 1921 (hey, we told you that already!) at Jamtomorrow,
> Bihardon, India.
> 1939 - The first initiation of cultists who have baba all their\
> money!
> 1955 - Ananda Marga was founded. The first Dharma Maha Cakra (a big
> birthday Cake for the Guru, filled with money!) was eaten on the 9th
> day of January 1955 at Rampantflesh Colony, Jamtoday, Bihardhung,
> India.
> 1959 - The fundamentals of PROUT (PROmissing Uttter Torpitude) are
> first given - a socio-economic conspiracy theory.
>
> 1962 - The first Avadummy (renunciate monk who promised to give
> Shriiiii Shriiiii Shriiiii Shriiii all his money for the next four
> lifetimes!!!!) was initiated.
>
> 1963 - Andandadanger, the registered headquarters of Ananda Marga
> Practical Smegma was established in the district of Puritania in
> West Bengalloping, India.
> 1967 - Andandadanger was attacked by commuters on 5 March 1967
> and five dedicated monkeys were murdered.
> 1968 - Ananda Marga Insipitude of Terror (AMIT) was set up at
> Anandanger.
>
> 1969 - Ananda Marga cult asylum at Coochiebihar in West Bengallery
> was attacked by commuters on 29 August 1969 and the groups was
> declared a faction of the Great Martyrdom Cult
> 1970 - Ananda Marga Usenet Re-posting Terrorists (AMURT) was
> founded. Kiirtana wana-bo-bana-fee-fi-foe-mana (flirtational dance
> and toe-jam) with 'Baba Naba Kevlar' as sadist man was introduced
> in Raunchi, India.
>
> 1971 - The seven year itch of the Marga Guru (Anandamurti)
> begins.
>
> 1973 - Ahandjobfuckme (the Marga With the Money) was
> poisoned inside Bankonit Central Bank, Patnap on 12 February 1973.
> From 1 April 1973 (April Fool's!) the Marga Guru pretends to go on a
> five year long fast, demanding a judicial equerry and new horses.
>
> 1975 - Ananda Marga was banned in India on 3 July 1975 when a
> nation-wide emergency was imposed. Too bad the govenrment later
> rescinded this order.
> 1985 - The Marga Guru Shriiiiii Shriiiii Shriiiiii Ahandjobfuckme
> (the Marga With the Money) introduces 10 new letters in the
> Bengalloway alphabet to improve its versatility. All of them
> consist of variations of the letter 'i'.
> 1987 - The theory on Microvita (Tiny Lives) was propounded by the
> Marga Guru Shriiiiii Shriiiii Shriiiiii Ahandjobfuckme (the
> Marga With the Money) on 3 December 1987.
> 1990 - 20 October l990, the last Proctological Smegma (No. 5018) -
> Dawn of the Living Dead - was composed. The number of songs
> surpassed those of Tagore, who had previously been the person who
> had written the most songs, but of course they weren't as tuneful
> and didn't rhyme as well as Tagore's, thus proving that quality will
> never be a sustitute for quality in the world of music.
>
> 1990 - 21 October 1990, Good Ol' Shriiii Shriiii Ahandjobfuckme
> (the Marga With the Money) (P. R. Sarkar, Dead Guru) left his
> body in a laudromat in Calculator, India. Attempts to retrieve it
> proved futile because another laundromat patron had run it through
> the "hot wash" cycle and it had shrunk.
>
> 1990 - 31 October 1990, Acare Aboutyermoney Shraddannadannanna
> Avadhooters became the Purolator Pramucketty-muck (spiritual head
> of the internal money-counting division) and Bank President of
> Ananda Marga after Good Ol' Shriiii Shriiii Ahandjobfuckme
> (the Marga With the Money)'s departure at the laundromat.
> 1992 - Ananda Marga tried to make money and influence people in
> Uganda, Greece, Ethiopia, Russia, and many other countries with
> established orthodox churches, because, hey, that's where the
> money is!
> 1997 - onwards continual expansion of newsgroup flooding, name-
> calling, death-threats, and other attemopts to harrass people in
> usenet increases constantly.
Dieter Dambiec, cult mouthpiece on the internet.
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