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Increasing Page Rank

From: catherine yronwode 
Subject: Increasing Page Rank (was: Re: Why does Google ignore spam complaints?
Date: Sun, 09 Mar 2003 00:35:33 GMT

Guy Macon wrote:
> askjack  wrote:
> >In fact, some people in this
> >forum are "extremely creative SEOs". In the post previous to this one
> >(Does anyone know what inter-linked pages are?) cat yronwode outlines
> >how to "creatively" use internal links to promote specific search terms.
> Yes, but Cat has the ability to cast SEO spells which raise
> her pagerank...  

To raise your page rank from 5 to 6:

Draw a pentagram on your altar with Crown of Success powder and place
5 green candles at the vertices of the pentagram. Dress the 5 green
candles with Crown of Success Oil, then light them. 

When all 5 green candles are lit, light a single golden taper candle
dressed with Crown of Success Oil by touching it to each of the 5
green candles in turn, as you chant, "Page rank one, page rank two,
page rank three, page rank four, page rank five." 

Hold the golden taper candle aloft (like the Statue of Liberty's
torch) and shout PAGE RANK SIX! six times quite loudly, then place the
sixth candle in the very center of the pentagram and let all six
candles burn down to their sockets. 

While the candles burn, dress the corners of your monitor, cpu,
keyboard, mouse, modem, telephone, and any other relevant electronic
equipment with Crown of Success Oil.

When the candles burn out, dispose of the remaining wax and powder by
wrapping it all up in a piece of gold lame cloth, tying it closed with
green thread, and mailing it to 

   2400 Bayshore Parkway
   Mountain View CA 94043 

Don't put your return address on the package, just the words PAGE RANK

Good luck!

cat yronwode 

     Lucky Mojo Curio Co.

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